The contest was for she crab soup
confusion plagued the judging group
each bowl was so intensely fine
they couldn't make up their own mind
one added sherry for some zest
two judges felt it was the best
another bowl was full of crab
the judges said that wasn't bad
The crowd was waiting to dig in
wondering who was soon to win
the hours passed the judges ate
it seemed like it was getting late
the winner they could never pick
and all the judges went home sick